being fake

aaahhh, the world of the fake ppl. i live it most every day. the fake laughing, the fake kiss kiss assing, the fake smiles, the fake interest.....

i listen to this one particular person... Laughing Lardbutt... man, they get on my nerves. i wonder if they realize how fake they sound when their head tilts back in the strain of fake laughter. haaa haaa haaaaaaa.... it's the same every time. don't know one instance where i've heard a real genuine laugh coming from Lardbutt. maybe once.... but it's hard to tell when one's so fake!

the fake kiss kiss assing is something else to see indeed. and man, do we have tons of it! phew, there's one particular person, Perfect Poser, who could win an oscar for their performances... hands down, they are the winner. a lot of ppl know it, but most secretly love it... because, after all, it gives ya something to talk about, am i right or am i right??!

but... there are those who truly aspire to be as kiss kissy fake as Perfect Poser. there are those heading in that direction... working steadfastly towards one main goal... FAKEDOM. when i hear the footsteps of PP, it's only a matter of minutes before the sounds of fake screeching come billowing down the corridors of life.... i want to hide when i hear the whines.... but what else is there for a girl to do but smile ?!!

and then write on my blog about it! ;)

oh yah, gonna post some pics of the Ritz later today :)