Monday, November 24, 2008

Thanksgiving Divorce


A man in Jacksonville calls his son in San Diego the day before Thanksgiving and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Denver
and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"

She calls Jacksonville
immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."

6 comments:

Bobby said...

LOL!

Nice way to save money!!

Chief Rock Chef said...

Fantastic! I will have to remember that one!

Christopher said...

:) LOVE IT!

Now where's the puppy??

Olivia said...

That's so funny! I saw this same joke with Indian parents in India, their daughter in America and their son in England!

Um Naief said...

yeah, my sister sent this to me and it gave me a good laugh. :)

One Wink at a Time said...

Thanks for the smile :-) I kind of saw it coming. Smart plan, huh?