Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Chinese Proverbs


Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Smiles :)


Ingrid said...

Ha! And I bet you did not misspell 'piece'!

So what...ya Chinese American? (or a token one?)


tooners said...

no, actually I have some Irish blood in me, English blood and American Indian. just a hound! ;)

John said...

Man with watch knows the time. Man with two watches never does.